"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/25/2014 at 21:49 • Filed to: Tales from pizza delivery
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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/25/2014 at 21:49 • Filed to: Tales from pizza delivery | 8
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saw a fucking sweet Equinox
jkm7680
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 21:50 |
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Yo, That Equinox is AMAZING. Rental car?
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Your boy, BJR
> jkm7680
05/25/2014 at 21:51 |
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IDK BRO IT WAS DOPE THOUGH.
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jkm7680
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 21:52 |
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BROOO, CHROME MIRROR CAPS. YO, THAT'S A REAL RACE CAR. REAL RACE CAR.
Blake Noble
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 21:53 |
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Is it weird that I sort of want someone to lift one of those and add some huge tires? I know it would still be useless off-road, but still.
PushToStart
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 21:55 |
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No fucking way, that's gotta be a replica.
According to the Wikipedia sales figures, they've only made like 800,000 of that generation! Rare as fuck!
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Your boy, BJR
> Blake Noble
05/25/2014 at 21:55 |
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*misses the blue thing in between me and the equinox*
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Blake Noble
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 21:56 |
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What is that? Some sort of Volkswagen?
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Your boy, BJR
> PushToStart
05/25/2014 at 21:57 |
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You win oppo for life. This was the hardest I've ever laughed at a comment.
(I'm drunk as fuck so take it with a grain of salt)
Seriously, all grains assault per side, funny ass conversation.
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Your boy, BJR
> Blake Noble
05/25/2014 at 21:58 |
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Close.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 21:58 |
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Equinox LTZ, sweeeet. Must've got an upgrade at the Hertz desk!
But dat Cobra tho.
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Your boy, BJR
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/25/2014 at 22:01 |
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I'm sorry I missed the cobra. the heated leatherette seats in the equinox gave me such an erecton I couldn't aee.
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Blake Noble
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 22:03 |
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Uh, that's not a Cobra, dude. Clearly, that's gotta be a Beetle Cabrio. Don't you know that all old convertibles with chrome mirrors are VWs?
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Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 22:06 |
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If heated leatherette gets you... heated, let me tell you they're heated real leather seats.
Oh boy, someone open a window.
66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
> PushToStart
05/25/2014 at 22:06 |
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Real USDM shit right there.
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Your boy, BJR
> Blake Noble
05/25/2014 at 22:06 |
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SHIT! I guess I got them confused. Sorry man.
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Your boy, BJR
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/25/2014 at 22:08 |
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I'm sorry, unless it's from a prothstetic cow I'm gonna have to call BS.
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Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 22:10 |
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Chevy says they're real leather. But it's probably such terrible quality that it feels synthetic.
Or they're a bunch of lying bastards. Which, this being a Theta CUV, is probably the case.
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Blake Noble
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 22:11 |
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It's okay. Something similar happens to me every time I think I see a Challenger convertible and it turns out to be just another Mustang.
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Your boy, BJR
> Blake Noble
05/25/2014 at 22:14 |
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Or every time I see a Maserati Quattroporte and it turns out to be a '95 Prelude. Fuckin' cars, man. Why are there so many?!
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Your boy, BJR
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/25/2014 at 22:18 |
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Lemme tell ya something…..#realtalk time: IF el generlé is using real leather on their lower brands, they REALLY variate (is that a word? too drunk to tell) on their leather quality. Like my Stepdad's '06 STS-v he had when him and my mom began their courtship? I could SMELL the leather when he opened the door in our driveway. My mom's '09 G6 (one of my most hated cars, just behind the aurora) HOLY SHIT. Might have well has been the same shit the upholster map food court chars with, and yet it was called 'real leather'
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Blake Noble
> Your boy, BJR
05/25/2014 at 22:23 |
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God, tell me about it! Even worse than that, is when I see a '77 Trans Am SE in traffic and it turns out to be an '87 Tercel. I'm telling ya, someone has to do something about this.
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Your boy, BJR
> Blake Noble
05/25/2014 at 22:41 |
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Or all those times I confused my Neighbor's F250 for a Smart. BUT THEY BOTH HAVE HEADLIGHTS